|Arayan in AMERICA!
||[Aug. 11th, 2006|11:54 am]
|||||Cubic U (Hikaru Utada) - Precious Love||]|
Sounds like a movie, no? Araa-raa! How long has it been since I've posted. Did you all miss me? Or maybe you're not happy, now that I'm back....
MEANIE! So, what has the President been doing, say you? TAKING OVER THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!
That's a lie.
Manager-san kidnapped me about two weeks ago and took me around Japan for secret meetings of the "Arayan is cool too!" Underground Fan Club! (and when I say underground, I mean it. Most of the meetings were held in basements of club members. But don't worry, their parents were there to supervise! No bad things going on!) Everyone was nice! (It kind of felt like an Army... or fangirls and fan boys...PLUS manager-san) But these meetings only took up three days! THEN WHAT HAPPENED TO ARAYAN FOR THE PAST WEEK AND A HALF, say you? Well...
The fangirls at the last meeeting wouldn't let me go. They kept questioning me about my private life! ZOMG! And then they all sat around a big screen TV and watched all the Tenimyus I was in. And then when DL3rd was on (and this was during my solo~~), they threw me up in the air! Can you say "crowd surf"? SOMEONE GRABBED MY ASS! I feel so...touched. And then they made me do this...and that...THE HORROR!Manager-san
And that was also a lie.
tied me up, threw me into a crate and took me to America! It was weird. But a great chance to practice English^^ Random people (okay, they were mostly females) recognized me! But I don't think they we're really interested in me Some asked "Where's Yanagi?" or "Where's the rest of the D-boys?"...I'm SAD! Doesn't anyone want to see Arayan more than Shirotan once in a while? No offense, Shiro-buns. I heart you too ^-^. But it was nice. We should all go to the US for vacation!
Though, that wasn't all that happened. Manager-san challenged me! DUN DUN DUN! Who dares challenge the mighty Arayan? He said, "Must be easy for you; all you do is go to everything I arrange for you." And I tried to tell him that it wasn't as easy as it looked. (Does he not know the fury of fangirls? Does he not know that their love is limitless?!) "But what I do is so hard. I have to make sure that you're doing well, I gotta arrange photo shoots and everything..." Blah blah blah "Why don't you try being your own manager? Just for fun." I tried to turn him down, really I did! But then he said, "Oh-ho. Are you afraid of a little challenge?" DAMN ME! Why? Why am I a person who takes up these challenges?!
So things were like that for a week. I used the tiny bit of English I know to arrange meetings with fans and stuff! YAY! I did a pretty good job if I must say so myself. EAT THAT, MANAGER-SAN! The week came to a close, and Manager-san admitted that I won! (wait... How the hell did you win?!) And then...he told me. "Aah, that's good. I can leave you without worrying then." I didn't understand him at all! "Araki, I'm getting married." WHAT THE HELL, MAN! "You are now your own manager. Scary no? Do your best." Whoa... Really, no matter how weird it sounds, I was sad. It felt like I lost someone who I loved. I mean, he was pretty close to me. And now he just leaves me all alone. In this cold world, to defend myself
from those fangirls. He told me that he found someone who he could spend the rest of his life with. It was a DUDE! He told me that even though it's not really legal, LOVE CONQUERS ALL! Go, him! I cried. I did. The reason he brought me to the US wasn't just to see if I was capable of handling myself, he wants me to attend his wedding! Yay! Is it possible to call this a Bitter-sweet moment? His wedding is in two days^^ I wonder if one of them will wear a dress... OH GOD! MENTAL IMAGE! I do NOT, repeat do NOT, want to see Manager-san in a dress. With balloon boobs. I met his man-wife/husband/SPOUSE; he was very nice^^ He told me that they've already bought a house, and their telephone number (just incase...). I'll miss manager-san.
Life just wont be the same. Oh well. Must move on. I'm happy for Manager-san. ...hey... I still haven't asked him what I'm supposed to call him now that he isnt "manager-san"! Dangit! Well then, good bye everyone! See you in a few days!
This still doesn't explain why Manager-san was looking at me funny... I hope it wasn't THAT kind of funny. I hope he was just remember our time together as Manager and...Manager-ie?...yeah.